Announcement
In light of the events of the live televised draw of the Jackpot Lottery last Thursday, the National Lottery and Games Association wishes to announce that, effective today, the procedure will become fully automated and no person will have access to or be present at the place of the draw.
Any rumours regarding the arrest –shortly after last Thursday’s events- of former presenter Ms. Linda Jones on counts of indecent exposure and use of profanity on national television, will not be further commented upon by the Association.
The Association would like to take this opportunity to congratulate Ms. Jones for winning the $60 million jackpot.
Huh?
Didn’t i say it was silly?
Mmm
well, that’s a pretty convenient announcement, isn’t it?
one announcement covering all relevant issues- in that sense, yes.
for me, this is a very funny random thought i had, which i wonder if it has transferred correctly in this post!
actually i meant pretty convinient for both Ms Jones and the Association. she either draw the Jackpot herself (deliberately maybe?)or the Association paid her for indecent exposure(what did she do, took her clothes off?:)). the Association will not comment because they have nothing to say. am i getting this or not????